Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all across Twitter
Tweeples eyes were lit, they were all a-glitter.

The tweets they were flying with speed and delight
as each one made plans for that great winter’s night

“I’m traveling”, “I’m eating”, “I’m hanging with family”
“I just wrapped the presents, I can say now so eagerly”

The fail whale, oh the fail whale, now please go away
if we can’t tweet right now, it won’t be Christmas Day!

Dear Santa, please Santa, here’s what we want most
Just to help Twitter find a better web host!

On Amazon, On iTunes, on Pinterest
On Overstock, on Yahoo, on Google+

On Zappos, on Dell and on Facebook
keep moving that Twitter sleigh so it doesn’t get stuck.

And that’s when I saw it, a light oh-so bright
a gift just for me that I’d open that night

A 30-inch monitor, inviting to me
larger than ever my tweets they would be!

Reply, direct message, tweetdeck and tweetie
addicted we are to this web 2.0 genie

to grant us our wishes, interacting with others
we’re all here… you best friend, your mother, your brother

The future we’ve seen it, it’s right here on Twitter
we’ll stay and we’ll tweet, we won’t move unless we see little critters

The future is now as we enter two thousand twelve
Our hopes they grow brightly, I hope all will be well

But Twitter stopped suddenly, oh what could it be?
I had something important to say can’t you see?

as we looked to the sky and saw the hope that is Christmas
a baby, a Savior, could help us with this mess

A mysterious presence took over the site
a moment of silence seemed to be right

For our hope’s not in web sites or people or things
our hope is in Jesus Christ, the newborn King!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and it’s this that I pray
Peace and joy will be yours on Christmas day.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Time to check the ol Santa tracker and get the kids in bed!

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    • Fiona.q
    • December 25th, 2011

    the pic is so so cute 😉

    • theofficialstepashkarossiya
    • May 13th, 2015

    Reblogged this on SlavicNights.

  1. December 17th, 2013

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